Life's misery is up for debate
Because let’s be honest — your inbox is already full of lies.
Might as well add one more... with better fonts and darker humor.
Each issue is packed with:
- Hot takes that toe the line between truth and HR violations
- Life advice from people barely holding it together
- Sneak peeks at merch that says what you're thinking (but HR told you not to)
- Unsolicited opinions on everything from existential dread to office coffee
- Emotional support memes (for when therapy is booked through 2030)
Join the rebellion.
Stay sarcastic.
Care. Laugh. Judge… allegedly.
Totally fine. Probably. Maybe. Who knows.
Stop listening to complainers. Enjoy Life. See the fun in everything.
Life's too short for boring clothes. Shout your unfiltered thoughts from the rooftops, or at least your chest.
We don't apologize for our existence, and neither should you. Embrace the chaos, wear it loud.
Black and pink aren't just colors, they're a mood. Get ready to turn heads and break necks.
Our gear is as tough as your attitude. Built to last through every existential crisis and late-night adventure.
Why blend in when you were born to stand out? Our apparel is for the rebels, the dreamers, the ones who know the truth is often stranger than fiction.
Numbers don't lie, but they also don't tell the whole story. We're just here to make you look good.
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Drip
Problems
Allegedly
Shades of Pink
Vibes
Reason to Live
Maybe
Reality pending confirmation.
Certified by absolutely no one.
I tried it once. Didn't work out.
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For those days when 'fine' just doesn't cut it. Embrace the drama.
Because sometimes, the only way to make sense of it all is to dive headfirst into the madness.
Warning: May cause eye-rolls and uncontrollable laughter. Perfect for everyday disguise.
Quality
It’s here to testify under oath in a courtroom lit only by fluorescent despair. Black is its power color. It’s the letter that knows too much, says too little, and silently judges everyone from the corner of the sentence. While the other letters might try to keep it light, the “A” shows up in all-black like it’s attending the funeral of plausible deniability. It's not trying to be cute—it’s trying to disappear into the shadows right after dropping the bombshell. Pink is for feelings. Black is for alibis.
Quality
It refuses to be basic black like the rest of the letters—no, it’s pink because it knows it's the most suspicious one in the lineup. It's the letter that starts all the rumors, flips its hair, and says, “Who, me?” while sipping a neon cocktail and gaslighting the entire sentence. The pink "A" isn't just for flair—it's a warning label wrapped in sass. It’s the textual equivalent of a wink you don’t trust and a glitter bomb you didn’t see coming. Honestly, if the “A” isn’t pink, are we even alleging correctly?
Quality
White is the color of innocence… or at least the illusion of it. It’s the letter that wants to be in the sentence but not associated with the sentence. It’s playing clean while standing in a crime scene, sipping a latte and claiming, “I saw nothing.” White says, “Who, me?” with wide eyes and zero accountability. It’s the kind of letter that would wear a white tuxedo to a disaster and pretend it was a wedding. The white ‘A’ isn’t denying anything—it’s just refusing to leave fingerprints.
Wear your attitude. Our gear screams what you're thinking, with a wink and a nod. Because reality is just a suggestion.
Finally, clothes that get me. 'I'm Fine...Allegedly' is my new life motto.
Chloe R.
Artist
This hoodie is everything. It's soft, it's bold, and it perfectly captures my existential dread...allegedly.
Marcus B.
Musician
I bought the 'Sarcasm is My Love Language...Allegedly' tank. It's my new favorite. The pink is insane!
Jasmine K.
Barista
These guys are onto something. The quality is great, and the slogans are pure gold. 'Adulting is Hard...Allegedly' is too real.
Liam P.
Student
My thong says 'Too Glam to Give a Damn...Allegedly'. Enough said. Obsessed.
Skye L.
Influencer
Attitude isn’t about being loud. It’s about owning the room… and possibly the chaos.
That’s where “I’m the problem…allegedly” shines.
It’s the shirt for people who walk in, stir the pot, raise a brow, and then innocently say,
“Who, me?”
You’ve got main character energy with legal disclaimers.
You speak fluent side-eye and sarcasm.
You're not saying you're the villain… but the soundtrack sure got dramatic when you showed up.
Wearing this shirt says:
“I might be the reason the group chat’s on fire, but you’ll never prove it in court.”
So why should you wear it?
Because attitude is everything.
Because sometimes you are the problem—and that’s the point.
Because nothing says “bold confidence” like a half-confession in Helvetica.
Wear it. Own it. Deny it.
You’re the problem… allegedly.
You care. Or at least, you want people to think you care.
And that’s where “I give a damn…allegedly” comes in.
It’s the perfect shirt for those of us who show up to meetings, nod thoughtfully, send the “👍” emoji, and then immediately forget what we were nodding about.
You care… but with plausible deniability.
You’re emotionally available… on paper.
You’re invested… but the receipts are missing.
Wearing this shirt says:
“I’m engaged, present, and deeply concerned… probably. Just don’t ask me to prove it.”
So why wear it?
Because it's peak modern emotional branding.
Because sarcasm is your love language.
Because caring is exhausting—and this shirt is laundry-safe.
Get one. Wear it proudly.
Care...allegedly.
Impact is about making waves, not excuses.
But sometimes… life hits like a truck full of emotional baggage.
Enter: “Life sucks…allegedly.”
This isn’t a shirt.
It’s a coping mechanism in cotton.
It’s a vibe. A shrug. A coffee-fueled cry for help with plausible deniability.
Wearing this shirt says:
“Yeah, things are rough, but I’m fine. Probably. Maybe. Allegedly.”
You’re making an impact by keeping it real.
You’re not toxic — just mildly radioactive.
You radiate ✨I’ve-seen-some-things✨ energy and still showed up with a smile (and 3 mental breakdowns before lunch).
So why wear it?
Because it’s brutally honest with a legal out.
Because humor is your therapy.
Because the only thing more powerful than admitting life sucks… is doing it with style.
Be the existential crisis you wish to see in the world.
Life sucks… allegedly.
From 'Emotionally Stable... Allegedly' to 'I'm Fine... Allegedly,' our gear is your canvas for unfiltered reality. Black and hot pink, because subtlety is for the weak.
Rock a tee, hoodie, tank-top or even thong that screams your inner monologue. We're not here to whisper; we're here to shout.
Hit us up
support@allegedly.shop
We sell clothes that say what you're thinking, but with a twist. It's all about the '...allegedly.'
As serious as a heart attack... allegedly. Our humor is dark, our fashion is loud.
Tough luck. Just kidding! Check our returns policy, but honestly, you'll love it.
Somewhere fabulous and probably a little bit shady... allegedly.
Absolutely! If it's wild enough, we might just put it on a shirt. Get creative!
Black for the void, pink for the scream. It's a vibe, you get it... allegedly.